Kai don't:
Lick that pole
Bump into the cart
Push chubs (aka Connor)
Turn on the light
Turn off the light
Play with your seat belt
Run
Walk
Jump
Get in the way
Touch toilet seat
Reach for soiled toilet paper
Lick fingers
Put fingers in mouth
Scream
Whisper
Cry
Pick your toes
Pick your nose
Eat it
Pee on the floor
Wait
Hurry
Go fast
Go slow
Drink the juice
Drink the water
Kick me
Kick your brother
Kick your dad
Lick the plate
Lick the bowl
Lick the table
He's heard his name and the word "don't" too many times to count and it's only day one. Here's hoping we all get some sleep and can be more rational, civilized and carefree tomorrow.